Well hey there. If you’re looking at this product, chances are you’ve been watching my “how to paint like a feminist” series. These happy little drops are exactly what you need to keep those brush strokes steady, and your mind relaxed from the progressive lunacy on the television. Flavored with a coconut chocolate concoction sure to get your happy little tastebuds jumping for joy, they’re also a wonderful way to help calm the nerves, attain better sleep, and improve your quality of life. Each bottle I’ve personally autographed to serve as a collectors item so that once I’m dead, you can probably resell it for five bucks, if that. Thanks for supporting the John Ross movement, and remember, there’s no such things as mistakes, just happy little liberals unaware that they’re a mistake.
