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Georgia elected official Marjorie Taylore Greene has never been one to keep quiet about anything she's passionate about. The weather is no different. Her recent government-controlled weather stances have landed her in hot water. We now know why.
On October 10th, MTG was seen leaving the apartment of a Mr. "Tor Na Do" of Anytown America. Her hair, upon leaving his flat, looked very disheveled as was her clothing. "She looked like she'd just walked out of a wind tunnel" one eyewitness said. Sources say that MTG had been communicating with Mr. Tor Na Do via laser communications.
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"She was walking and looked like she'd just been through a major storm, but when Mr Tor Na Do walked outside with all of his wind and rain, it made sense."
Not soon after this windy affair was made public, fellow elected official Loren Boebert made a statement: "That bitch knows exactly who he's with, and it ain't her!"
Boebert admitted to also having extra martial affairs with Mr. Tor Na Do while still married to her former husband. "He just knows how to sweet a gal off her feet. What can I say?"
MTG has yet to respond for comment. Mainly because we didn't ask her to.
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Written by: John Burk
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