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Critics were fast to the scene when hearing that Kamala Harris, the DNC Presidential nominee, has agreed to a sit-down interview with FOX News correspondent, Bret Baier.
Initially Bret had sent out a tweet when criticized from a random twitter account that Kamala had actually imposed restrictions on the interview, but Bret was quick to correct the account here.
Upon further investigating by our crackerjack reporter John Burk , Bret went off record on a private email chain where Bret confessed that Kamala had told him the following: "Look, you round headed Mr. Magoo looking walking ad for a toupee company for homosexuals, I've got your pet goldfish, Marty. If you care about Marty, you're going to follow by the concessions I tell you, and what they are, are concessions, because concessions are good for my people. Concessions are the admissions that we concede things to certain people. Concessions are concessions. Concessions concessions concessions concessions."
Investigators are now looking into the allegations that Kamala now has Bret's pet fish in her possession. We here at BullshitNN send our thoughts and prayers to Bret in this time of hardship.
BSNN Reporter John Burk
This article is satire and in no way true, but if it were, big up's to the goldfish.
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